Abugadu has a secret dream crush!
NotJust4Breakfast is standing up to the rampant injustice perpetrated on our forums! I think anyway, he's speaking some crazy language!
Mumbles takes this time to shill products. Thanks for selling out, man.
Jack Crosby uses this opportunity to practice his dialogue writing skills.
Sir Tripsalot is a real downer and that might be because his down syndrome.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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