Abugadu has a secret dream crush!
NotJust4Breakfast is standing up to the rampant injustice perpetrated on our forums! I think anyway, he's speaking some crazy language!
Mumbles takes this time to shill products. Thanks for selling out, man.
Jack Crosby uses this opportunity to practice his dialogue writing skills.
Sir Tripsalot is a real downer and that might be because his down syndrome.
Russian President Vladimir Putin has sworn to personally investigate the murder of opposition leader Boris Nemtsov. In fact, Putin plans to use his expertise to solve most major crimes.
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