Much love to neonbubble for bringing us a picture of the ladies.

You should never listen to muppet sex tips.

I traded several reels of beautiful bean footage for this Three Phase image. I hope it was worth it.

Crenshaw intended to make this out of macaroni pasta, but went with pixels instead.

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