Much love to neonbubble for bringing us a picture of the ladies.
You should never listen to muppet sex tips.
I traded several reels of beautiful bean footage for this Three Phase image. I hope it was worth it.
Crenshaw intended to make this out of macaroni pasta, but went with pixels instead.
"Stay puft" is DeathCab's personal mantra.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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