Those jackbooted thugs running the government are trying to control ever part of your life, including what you eat. Their little fascist "Food and Drug Administration" says it's not legal for Kraft Foods to sell you a big bag of mercury. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons say "fuck da FDA" and made all sorts of foods certain to get banned from grocery stores.

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occamsmonkey entangles you in his delicious web of intrigue.

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