Arntor's ultimate male fantasy is to crash a blimp into a hog farm and just explode shit up.
snortpocket's dad was part of the team at CERN that proved Ladder Theory by smashing sluts together in a particle accelerator.
Cooter made this image to raise money for his diabetes testing supplies.
I would be lying to you right now if I said that Hazzamon made this image. He stole it in a dangerous great train robbery.
A fun fact about -X- is that he has abducted and murdered over 35 prostitutes in the last three years.
That's it for this week! Thanks as always to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images, and to Jett for starting this theme. Bonus points to my ghostwriter The Ultimate Hustlah for taking care of a couple comments for me. Come back next week for all kinds of fun!
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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