Arntor's ultimate male fantasy is to crash a blimp into a hog farm and just explode shit up.
snortpocket's dad was part of the team at CERN that proved Ladder Theory by smashing sluts together in a particle accelerator.
Cooter made this image to raise money for his diabetes testing supplies.
I would be lying to you right now if I said that Hazzamon made this image. He stole it in a dangerous great train robbery.
A fun fact about -X- is that he has abducted and murdered over 35 prostitutes in the last three years.
That's it for this week! Thanks as always to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images, and to Jett for starting this theme. Bonus points to my ghostwriter The Ultimate Hustlah for taking care of a couple comments for me. Come back next week for all kinds of fun!
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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