Arntor's ultimate male fantasy is to crash a blimp into a hog farm and just explode shit up.

snortpocket's dad was part of the team at CERN that proved Ladder Theory by smashing sluts together in a particle accelerator.

Cooter made this image to raise money for his diabetes testing supplies.

I would be lying to you right now if I said that Hazzamon made this image. He stole it in a dangerous great train robbery.

A fun fact about -X- is that he has abducted and murdered over 35 prostitutes in the last three years.

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