Doccers does not need water in his canteen, only the love of Christ.
It never occurred to IceInferno that turtles and lobsters cannot mate.
losermike's tireless action in all fields of study have resulted in the invention of three new forms of failure.
A little known fact about monkeyheads is that he was the dad on "Happy Days." That's right, he's TV actor Tom Bosley.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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