Doccers does not need water in his canteen, only the love of Christ.
It never occurred to IceInferno that turtles and lobsters cannot mate.
losermike's tireless action in all fields of study have resulted in the invention of three new forms of failure.
A little known fact about monkeyheads is that he was the dad on "Happy Days." That's right, he's TV actor Tom Bosley.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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