While the rest of the Internet was ranting about Ben Affleck as Batman, SA Forums posters preferred to proactively brainstorm about casting choices and plot twists that might affect another 2015 franchise film -- the 4th Jurassic Park! With Safety Not Guaranteed director Colin Trevorrow at the helm, Jurassic World will surely deliver bittersweet magical realism and subtle romantic scenes, leaving Goons to speculate about wild-card elements such as "dinosaurs" and "action"!
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They need to cast Jason Statham in this film. I don't know who he will play, and I don't know how they will shoehorn him into the plot. He just needs to be in it. I want a scene where Jason Statham is riding a dinosaur dammit.
I am so serious about this.
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The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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