There have been some recent rumors that Kim Jong-Il, beloved leader of North Korea, is dead. Obviously this is not possible, since Kim Jung-Il is immortal and invincible. To prove this beyond the shadow of a doubt, the Something Awful Forum Goons uncovered these 100% real photographs of Kim Jong-Il, who is so great and pervasive that he touches nearly every corner of time and space.

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M for Mushroom has no qualms rewriting history.

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