Being scared of clowns is very mid-2000s internet. We're not like that here at Something Awful - we're hip and happening. The cool thing these days is pictures of clowns having trouble, being in a boondoggle, etc. For example, here are the clown pictures that were promised in the article title:
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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