Being scared of clowns is very mid-2000s internet. We're not like that here at Something Awful - we're hip and happening. The cool thing these days is pictures of clowns having trouble, being in a boondoggle, etc. For example, here are the clown pictures that were promised in the article title:
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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