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World's First "Cheeskin" Bred in Lab

Gourmand - August 27th, 2014
By Esteban Clitter Tired of bones in your chicken? South Korean food engineering company Tasetech has the answer. They have have bred the first "Cheekin", a chicken with cheese flavored and textured bones.
Is Your Butter Giving You Enough Human Growth Hormone? BBC News
Pizza Flavored Water Big Hit in Japan Tokyo Today
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CDC Links Heart Disease to SIDS

American Medical Journal - August 27th, 2014
By HUGO BABBY Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, commonly known as "crib death", claimed almost 65,000 infants in 2013, up 7000% from just a decade earlier. The rise may be explained by a new CDC study that links a variety of cardiac and pulmonary illnesses to SIDS.
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Lipitor Chewables Clear FDA AP
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Constitution Mania

Prison Overcrowding Worsens Despite Low Crime

Washington Post - August 27th, 2014
By Cramden Sel Dwindling numbers in American prisons are a testament to the 200-year low in violent crimes, but a new study indicates overcrowding has become an even larger problem.
NY Policeman Stuck in Doorway for Eight Hours NY Daily News
Crips, Bloods Struggle With Adult-Onset Diabetes UPI
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ATV America

Euros Embrace 4-Wheelers for City Travel

Roma Turismo - August 26th, 2014
By Jennifer Pantswell Scooters are out and 4-wheelers are in following several scooter-collapse accidents throughout Europe. New laws that go into effect Friday approve the size-friendly ATVs for city traffic in major urban areas.
Boston Marathon Run Entirely By Kenyans Boston Herlad
NFL Shortens Football FIeld to 20 Yards ESPN.com
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Minus-Size Model Argues for "Thin Rights"

TMZ.com - August 26th, 2014
By SYPPEN CZYRP Minus-size fashion model Clarice Boutoo is making a big deal out of small rights, speaking out for equality in the fashion industry. "The industry wants big, and I've eaten myself up to 220 for a shoot before," Boutoo said. "The pressure is definitely there and if you can't tip the scales, you can't even be a hand model."
SEC Okays King Size Buyout of Nike The Economist
T-Shirts Big at Beaches This Summer USA Today
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Planes Rule

Airbus Megaliner Will Seat 8

Comfortable Aviation Monthly - August 26th, 2014
By Yngwie Thickstein The Airbus 960 debuted at a German air show this weekend. Onlookers were thrilled by the immense six-engine aircraft, which can seat 8 in first class or 19 if configured for stacked coach seating.
Toyota Loses to Ford Following Seatbelt-Length Snafu Car & Driver
New Jersey Highway Patrol Cracks Down on "Fattitude" Highway Times
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AP

3 Die, 9 Hospitalized in Anti-War Protest Tragedy

Los Angeles Times - August 26th, 2014
By Doug Pilsbury A peaceful protest turned tragic Thursday when an entire protest in downtown Los Angeles suffered from heat exhaustion. The 32 anti-war protesters had gathered for an hour when the 105 degree heat began to claim its first victims.
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Hollywood Walk of Fame to Receive Steel Reinforcement LA Times
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Brown Gold

US Caves to Colombian Demands

AP - August 25th, 2014
By SUZE GONZALEZ Following a 6-week standoff over cocoa exports, the United States has caved to the demands of the Colombians in order to avoid further mass-suicides. The US will be surrendering one-quarter of its nuclear arsenal to the Colombians, although early indications are the stockpile will be left on the steps and the Colombians will have to come get it themselves.
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Amid Embargo Fears Choco Coins Briefly Beat Gold The Economist
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