This Kush image was formed in the stretch marks between his thighs.

Fall.Child let the dogs out (of this picture)

Kush turned his eyes to salt by looking directly at the flowery helmet of Christ.

Trubadurix isn't going to score any poontang with this kind of effort.

StabMastaArson's real love is fondue and he tries to work that into everything he does.

squozed set the timer, and he had perfect hot dogs in minutes.

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