"Flashdance" combines his two greatest passions into one sinful game:

"Dolex" is going to hell! Hooray!

"CANofWORMS" isn't manly enough to do it in real life:

"Duckula" exposes Capcom's desperation:

"EdgePak" probably isn't going to find a publisher for this:

Next page! Make it so!

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