"ixnay37" brings us another quality charcoal ad sure to leave you hungry for a cookout:

"Platypus" reflects fondly on a forgotten time when the Noid wasn't in prison for molesting young kids:

Zack "Grope Emancipator" Parsons sheds some new light on one of the most tragic assassinations of our times. No wait, he doesn't. But I could sure go for a burger now.

"Agent019" presents this exciting tragedy. At least it's not a Firestone blimp, I reckon.

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