In an effort to be more macho, this Phriday is all about sports. Unlike the gay sports you see on TV, these sports are as manly as they come. But that's pretty much what you would you expect when the Something Awful Goons tackle a theme like Awful Sports. While you spent the week filling out forms, the Goons were busy coming up with all manner of horrible sports ideas celebrating violence, death, murder, and the absurd.
To get things started, here is my entry calling for the immediate manslaughter of hobos:
It doesn't end there, though. Plenty more images await your clicking:
If it involves tar, you know "TheCharlie" isn't far behind. I have no idea why you'd know that, but it seems important enough to remember:
"Thalidomide" suspends all manner of physics laws to bring you this:
"dreg" brings intentional boredom to the sporting arena:
"PanchoVilla" puts the sport back in surgery:
While the execution is simple, this "Krispy Kareem" delight warms my pockets:
If they weren't crippled enough before, they will be when they land. Don't let "fontaine" anywhere near the disabled.
Honestly, "Shoez" version of basketball is probably more entertaining:
"Atomo's" vision of amputee skydiving is still years ahead of its time:
Crazy old "Agent019" is up to his old tricks again, this time pushing retards off cliffs:
Because the stuff they show on ESPN isn't boring enough, "Lumpy" goes for the gold:
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
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