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For this week, the Goons were busy mucking up educational posters from galleries like this. The Goons are of course known for their wit and wisdom, so they were able to make lots of practical improvements. Oh yes, improvements.
Here is the horrifying starter image I made:
You can't get much worse than starting off with a "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation" reference. Thank god you can't!
"Mike Toole" shakes things up with an oldie:
The dashing "SirRobin" makes his usual Phriday appearance:
"DipesXP" keeps his rectum clean as a whistle. Just don't get any ideas about blowing on it!
The vile "Irn Bru" knows how to offend a crowd:
"Munkaboo" dreams of kissing his brother a lot:
"Residentearth" knows how to inspire great social changes. Yeah, way to go!
"StreetPreacher" makes cock measuring easy and fun:
"Sergeant Zeno" is King Subtle of Subtle Island:
Such a wide range! "Stepping Razor" is a real truth speaking kind of guy:
It must be summer in Hell, because "EvilJesus" is feelin' HOT! HOT! HOT!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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