Something Awful is the most vile, hateful, racist, stealing, illegal site ever. (quote credit -- @cartooness). However, we hate it when other sites steal content, because we don't want competition! i09 spotlighted last week's Replace Swords with Bananas theme, citing the SA Forums and even using the watermarked versions of the images. These intros usually consist entirely of sarcastic remarks, ironic meta-references and outright falsehoods, but I'm being sincere this time, really: Thanks to io9, and welcome to any readers who came here because of that link!
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
Leonard Cohen's "Nevermind" is sliced up differently for each episode of True Detective's second season. Find out what the lyrics mean!
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!