Something Awful is the most vile, hateful, racist, stealing, illegal site ever. (quote credit -- @cartooness). However, we hate it when other sites steal content, because we don't want competition! i09 spotlighted last week's Replace Swords with Bananas theme, citing the SA Forums and even using the watermarked versions of the images. These intros usually consist entirely of sarcastic remarks, ironic meta-references and outright falsehoods, but I'm being sincere this time, really: Thanks to io9, and welcome to any readers who came here because of that link!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!