The Video Game Name Generator can churn out titles until the apocalypse, at which point people will surely embrace the mirthful unpredictability of random wordplay as a distraction from more distressing uncertainties. However, the Something Awful Forum Goons must move on to other Photoshop endeavors, so this week's installment marks the theme's triumphant conclusion. Don't forget to check out Part One if you haven't already!
Raise your sword up high! See the white dogs fight! Let them hear your rage, Angryhead. Show no fear. Attack!
Ryaomon's dog has attitude. He's edgy, he's in your face! This is a dog that gets biz-zay, consistently and thoroughly.
Jayson Aych delves into the mind of Sergeant Murphy, a cocker spaniel motorcycle cop forever haunted by that day.
Jarf urges you to stockpile rose essence and custard pies. You'll thank him when the abominable snowmen attack.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!