The Video Game Name Generator can churn out titles until the apocalypse, at which point people will surely embrace the mirthful unpredictability of random wordplay as a distraction from more distressing uncertainties. However, the Something Awful Forum Goons must move on to other Photoshop endeavors, so this week's installment marks the theme's triumphant conclusion. Don't forget to check out Part One if you haven't already!
Raise your sword up high! See the white dogs fight! Let them hear your rage, Angryhead. Show no fear. Attack!
Ryaomon's dog has attitude. He's edgy, he's in your face! This is a dog that gets biz-zay, consistently and thoroughly.
Jayson Aych delves into the mind of Sergeant Murphy, a cocker spaniel motorcycle cop forever haunted by that day.
Jarf urges you to stockpile rose essence and custard pies. You'll thank him when the abominable snowmen attack.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!