If InediblePenguin cared half as much about his wife and kids as he did for those goddamn ammo dispensers of his...
You idiot! While you wasted time looking at Alfredo Pangea's inexplicable image, Duke Nukem Forever finally came out and now it's all sold out and you can't play it.
AstuteCat crafted this beautiful nugget out of base materials.
Vaginastrophe knows that OLD MEN ARE THE FUTURE.
Robotic T-Rex has always so gosh darn objective about everything.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
It's time we stop tolerating lawlessness in our cities and coddling these criminals. Twenty seconds to comply is too long for ED-209 to get the job done.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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