If InediblePenguin cared half as much about his wife and kids as he did for those goddamn ammo dispensers of his...

You idiot! While you wasted time looking at Alfredo Pangea's inexplicable image, Duke Nukem Forever finally came out and now it's all sold out and you can't play it.

AstuteCat crafted this beautiful nugget out of base materials.

Vaginastrophe knows that OLD MEN ARE THE FUTURE.

Robotic T-Rex has always so gosh darn objective about everything.

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