If InediblePenguin cared half as much about his wife and kids as he did for those goddamn ammo dispensers of his...
You idiot! While you wasted time looking at Alfredo Pangea's inexplicable image, Duke Nukem Forever finally came out and now it's all sold out and you can't play it.
AstuteCat crafted this beautiful nugget out of base materials.
Vaginastrophe knows that OLD MEN ARE THE FUTURE.
Robotic T-Rex has always so gosh darn objective about everything.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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