If InediblePenguin cared half as much about his wife and kids as he did for those goddamn ammo dispensers of his...
You idiot! While you wasted time looking at Alfredo Pangea's inexplicable image, Duke Nukem Forever finally came out and now it's all sold out and you can't play it.
AstuteCat crafted this beautiful nugget out of base materials.
Vaginastrophe knows that OLD MEN ARE THE FUTURE.
Robotic T-Rex has always so gosh darn objective about everything.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
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