A long time ago, like a decade or so, a dear old family friend volunteered to say grace before Thanksgiving dinner. "If I were a terrorist," she began unexpectedly, "this would be the day I'd choose to strike!" The rest of the extemporaneous prayer somewhat clarified that this is because the hypothetical terrorist would be so enraged at the warm beauty of America's most comfortable food-and-family holiday. In that same well-meaning-yet-perhaps-shocking-to-gathered-guests spirit, SA's GBS 2.1 Goons bring you a very special two-part series: "Photoshop 9/11 into Star Wars."
great shop kid, that was one in a million
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!