Earlier this week, the SA Goons infected movies with a variety of venereal ailments. Now they've decided to clean up the cinemas, making R-rated movies safe for young viewers, which presumably involves removing any STDs they'd recently given these films plus other kid-friendly improvements!
Snowglobe of Doom
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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