Unkempt was arrested for selling off his Kord Industries stock on insider info.
eightcell is in a sad state of affairs when he's thinking about Booster Gold.
eightcell uses his Green Lantern ring as a masturbatory aid.
DunderPate is actually Admiral James Stockdale, newly youthful and vigorous thanks to an experimental serum.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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