Unkempt was arrested for selling off his Kord Industries stock on insider info.
eightcell is in a sad state of affairs when he's thinking about Booster Gold.
eightcell uses his Green Lantern ring as a masturbatory aid.
DunderPate is actually Admiral James Stockdale, newly youthful and vigorous thanks to an experimental serum.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
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