Ricky Christ always feels so impotent.
Wumpus is the sound frogs make during amplexus.
Ricky Christ isn't trapped in this Photoshop Phriday with us, we're trapped here with him.
McBastard cries himself to sleep listening to the songs of the humpback whales.
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
If you get these jokes, you KNOW you're smart!
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