Ricky Christ always feels so impotent.
Wumpus is the sound frogs make during amplexus.
Ricky Christ isn't trapped in this Photoshop Phriday with us, we're trapped here with him.
McBastard cries himself to sleep listening to the songs of the humpback whales.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
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