"Nicky Lemons" enjoys spearing kids.

"DFu4ever" tackles the poor bastard.

Killing Baseball Boy would only end his suffering, so "Yawgatog" chooses a different route.

Oh nevermind, "caldrax" went ahead and killed him.

And now "Wee Mad Arthur" is putting him to use.

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