"Nicky Lemons" enjoys spearing kids.
"DFu4ever" tackles the poor bastard.
Killing Baseball Boy would only end his suffering, so "Yawgatog" chooses a different route.
Oh nevermind, "caldrax" went ahead and killed him.
And now "Wee Mad Arthur" is putting him to use.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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