"Nicky Lemons" enjoys spearing kids.
"DFu4ever" tackles the poor bastard.
Killing Baseball Boy would only end his suffering, so "Yawgatog" chooses a different route.
Oh nevermind, "caldrax" went ahead and killed him.
And now "Wee Mad Arthur" is putting him to use.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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