"Ackbar" uses that vicious chokehold of his on something other than a penis.
"Dominic" is a very gay man.
"Old Grendel" masters the art of proper bating.
It ain't pretty, but hey, it's a freakin' land shark. Welcome aboard, "Pirate Tom"! Your office is somewhere in the basement.
"Nicky Lemons" enjoys launching kids out of cannons.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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