"Ackbar" uses that vicious chokehold of his on something other than a penis.
"Dominic" is a very gay man.
"Old Grendel" masters the art of proper bating.
It ain't pretty, but hey, it's a freakin' land shark. Welcome aboard, "Pirate Tom"! Your office is somewhere in the basement.
"Nicky Lemons" enjoys launching kids out of cannons.
Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic follow up to "Baby Got Back" has serious unintended consequences.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
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