"Ackbar" uses that vicious chokehold of his on something other than a penis.
"Dominic" is a very gay man.
"Old Grendel" masters the art of proper bating.
It ain't pretty, but hey, it's a freakin' land shark. Welcome aboard, "Pirate Tom"! Your office is somewhere in the basement.
"Nicky Lemons" enjoys launching kids out of cannons.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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