"Ackbar" uses that vicious chokehold of his on something other than a penis.
"Dominic" is a very gay man.
"Old Grendel" masters the art of proper bating.
It ain't pretty, but hey, it's a freakin' land shark. Welcome aboard, "Pirate Tom"! Your office is somewhere in the basement.
"Nicky Lemons" enjoys launching kids out of cannons.
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
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