"Ackbar" uses that vicious chokehold of his on something other than a penis.
"Dominic" is a very gay man.
"Old Grendel" masters the art of proper bating.
It ain't pretty, but hey, it's a freakin' land shark. Welcome aboard, "Pirate Tom"! Your office is somewhere in the basement.
"Nicky Lemons" enjoys launching kids out of cannons.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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