Hey gang, we're back with another hip-hopping edition of Photoshop Phriday straight from the goon-like cretins of our spooktacular forums. It has been almost a year since we dedicated a Phriday to advertisements, and we're doing it again with another all-star edition of Magazine Advertisements! There were no limits on the products or services advertised, so not surprisingly the images cover a wide range of subjects. Thankfully they are held together by our patented sense of humor, which can only be described as "an affront to all things moral and sacred." Enjoy!

"CygnusTM" shows the secret to a shallow life.

"Ken's" penis can comfortably seat two people.

"mechanicvirus" hauls some provocative cargo.

"Lay Z" provides truth, or a truth-like supplement.

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