Hey gang, we're back with another hip-hopping edition of Photoshop Phriday straight from the goon-like cretins of our spooktacular forums. It has been almost a year since we dedicated a Phriday to advertisements, and we're doing it again with another all-star edition of Magazine Advertisements! There were no limits on the products or services advertised, so not surprisingly the images cover a wide range of subjects. Thankfully they are held together by our patented sense of humor, which can only be described as "an affront to all things moral and sacred." Enjoy!

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"Lay Z" provides truth, or a truth-like supplement.

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