Hey gang, we're back with another hip-hopping edition of Photoshop Phriday straight from the goon-like cretins of our spooktacular forums. It has been almost a year since we dedicated a Phriday to advertisements, and we're doing it again with another all-star edition of Magazine Advertisements! There were no limits on the products or services advertised, so not surprisingly the images cover a wide range of subjects. Thankfully they are held together by our patented sense of humor, which can only be described as "an affront to all things moral and sacred." Enjoy!

"CygnusTM" shows the secret to a shallow life.

"Ken's" penis can comfortably seat two people.

"mechanicvirus" hauls some provocative cargo.

"Lay Z" provides truth, or a truth-like supplement.

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  • GLUT OF DOGS

    GLUT OF DOGS

    TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851

  • THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.

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