I would seriously go to church if they looked like they do in this Pope Steambot VII's picture.
MrBlueDuck certainly knows how to improve history.
TouchToneDialing is a Guitar ZERO if you ask me, which you did not. I apologize for interrupting.
Remind me never to ask Halloweener about his religion.
That is all!!! Thanks to MrBlueDuck for getting things started and to the Something Awful Forum Goons, strong and hardy as always, for their fine contributions. Join us next week for a selection of deli meats.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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