I would seriously go to church if they looked like they do in this Pope Steambot VII's picture.

MrBlueDuck certainly knows how to improve history.

TouchToneDialing is a Guitar ZERO if you ask me, which you did not. I apologize for interrupting.

Remind me never to ask Halloweener about his religion.

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