If you enjoy Numa Pompilius, consider purchasing the full version for $29.99.
On a scale of one to ten, Pahilla the Hun's pants are a perfect 10 in terms of tightness.
SmashiusClay's prolific output can be blamed on his irrational fear of being replaced by a robot.
SmashiusClay cannot be bought, bartered, or reasoned with. He is the perfect killing machine.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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