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On a scale of one to ten, Pahilla the Hun's pants are a perfect 10 in terms of tightness.
SmashiusClay's prolific output can be blamed on his irrational fear of being replaced by a robot.
SmashiusClay cannot be bought, bartered, or reasoned with. He is the perfect killing machine.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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