If you enjoy Numa Pompilius, consider purchasing the full version for $29.99.
On a scale of one to ten, Pahilla the Hun's pants are a perfect 10 in terms of tightness.
SmashiusClay's prolific output can be blamed on his irrational fear of being replaced by a robot.
SmashiusClay cannot be bought, bartered, or reasoned with. He is the perfect killing machine.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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