This week the SA Goons pose a question as immortal as vampires themselves: What Is Dracula Holding? This topic dates back to the 15th century, when the usual reply ("a decapitated head about to be impaled on a pike") chilled questioners to the bone! Understandably, people stopped asking for hundreds of years, but recently Werebear Stare, emboldened by the vampire/werecreatures peace accord of Twilight Movie 2012, dared to query his forums peers.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
You've heard of #BlackLivesMatter and #AllLivesMatter, but the ancient voice of a mountain offers us the hardest truth of all: #NoLivesMatter. And also some opinions about immigrants.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!