This week the SA Goons pose a question as immortal as vampires themselves: What Is Dracula Holding? This topic dates back to the 15th century, when the usual reply ("a decapitated head about to be impaled on a pike") chilled questioners to the bone! Understandably, people stopped asking for hundreds of years, but recently Werebear Stare, emboldened by the vampire/werecreatures peace accord of Twilight Movie 2012, dared to query his forums peers.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!