Normally Photoshop Phriday is dedicated to the pursuit of knowledge and other haughty intellectual endeavors. This week, however, is primarily concerned with being fucking retarded. The Something Awful Forum Goons decided to combine three things: sharks, dinosaurs, and explosions. It's like every 8-year-old boy's greatest fantasy brought to life in vivid, inexplicable detail. Enjoy!

noggut got this ridiculous train wreck started.

Bloody Hedgehog is cradling a summer blockbuster in his hands as though it were a baby chicken.

Bog Chef shares some of his masturbatory fantasies.

You can't overlook Souper Salad's candor. It's mighty swollen.

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