This week dreams come true... just not good ones. The Something Awful Forum Goons set out to create packages for games they wished existed. Sadly, this exercise quickly careened out of control like a treadmill with no off switch. Let's hope none of these wishes come true.

Kulebri made this one all nice and smooth, so it'll go down real easy.

the_ruiner really needs to learn how to dream bigger.

zodwallop watched this image grow up before his eyes.

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