The Movies have given us a glimpse at what wrestlers do outside the ring. They work regular jobs, they hang out at night clubs, they sign autographs at sparsely attended conventions, they dance with their estranged daughters. But directors, and even documentarians, have ignored the good times and wholesome hobbies these guys have, for the sake of drama. The SA Forum Goons know life isn't always depressing and tawdry, even for grapplers. So they have documented the full spectrum of activities and emotions that pro wrestlers experience between bouts.
The A-Team Van shows us some old, broken-down pieces of meat.
NAG performs the horrid work of image defilement.
occamsmonkey appreciates the old "Wham, Bam, Thank you, ma'am."
tiemposdelruido takes away your pain, like a bullet to the brain.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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