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The dashing young Greeterdan Godel settles to his seat, his pixellated pupils as dark and cold as winter in a Norwegian forest.
The crowd begins to file in.
This is an important day for many of them. Anshe Chung is a mogul and model that they all wish to emulate.
There are the rich....
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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