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The dashing young Greeterdan Godel settles to his seat, his pixellated pupils as dark and cold as winter in a Norwegian forest.

The crowd begins to file in.

This is an important day for many of them. Anshe Chung is a mogul and model that they all wish to emulate.

There are the rich....

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