Chapter 1: Taming The Wilderness
Second Life was once a vast unspoiled wilderness.
...and even stranger rituals.
While infighting was not unknown, there was general peace and harmony amongst the animals.
This would not do.
Their idyllic existence was wasting enormous electronic economic opportunity!
Better to keep them behind bars...
...or inside jars, than to let them roam free, where they might stray into the path of profits! For already, Second Life was beginning to provide quite the pretty penny for its angel investors.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Second Life Safari highlights a magical and mystical adventure through the bowels of the Internet. We take a look behind the scenes of "Second Life," and present to you the things all other media outlets are too embarrassed to show. Social networking hits another new low, and can only be seen in Second Life Safari.