Chapter 5: New Beginnings

After the terrible trauma Prokofy inflicted upon our nation, many residents, along with their families, struggled to make sense of the tragedy.

Some sought the blissful balm of religious faith...

...while others found aid in the arts.

The healing process took time, but eventually, through games and laughter, the nation was drawn together even closer than before.

And so, every year the independence--from reality, from culpability, from Prokofy--is celebrated with song and dance, and the nation grows stronger.

Thanks to:

  • FelchTragedy for the video.
  • Decomposing Monstre and Arahan Claveau for the images.

– Professor Petey

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