Chapter 5: New Beginnings
After the terrible trauma Prokofy inflicted upon our nation, many residents, along with their families, struggled to make sense of the tragedy.
Some sought the blissful balm of religious faith...
...while others found aid in the arts.
The healing process took time, but eventually, through games and laughter, the nation was drawn together even closer than before.
And so, every year the independence--from reality, from culpability, from Prokofy--is celebrated with song and dance, and the nation grows stronger.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Second Life Safari highlights a magical and mystical adventure through the bowels of the Internet. We take a look behind the scenes of "Second Life," and present to you the things all other media outlets are too embarrassed to show. Social networking hits another new low, and can only be seen in Second Life Safari.