Chapter 2: A Second Life Lochner
Business began, as it so often does, under the direction of organized crime.
Gangsters rolled through the streets, with little to fear from the law of the land.
Heroes and whores alike hobnobbed in speakeasies and saloons.
As the economy grew, so did the need for natural resources.
We strip-mined the land in order to promote progress.
Even the ether did not escape our efforts.
And for all its benefits, progress sure made the morning commute rougher.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
Second Life Safari highlights a magical and mystical adventure through the bowels of the Internet. We take a look behind the scenes of "Second Life," and present to you the things all other media outlets are too embarrassed to show. Social networking hits another new low, and can only be seen in Second Life Safari.