The Discovery Channel's show Naked and Afraid is...
- Cormac McCarthy's The Road: An XXX Porn Parody.
- the horrific and glitched out mutant hybrid of Planet Earth and Wife Swap if someone put the DVDs in the machine from The Fly.
- the Adam and Eve origin story to all other shitty reality TV shows.
- the easiest way to see a blown out tattoo of a butterfly on a woman's ass without a case of Michelob Ultra.
- how people born after 1995 view America before 1980.
- a statement against mass consumerism in the same manner as a homeless man's defecation is a statement against Grey Hound buses.
- M4W - wild outdoor fun Age: 56
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- the final boss level of Censor Bar All-Stars set on max difficulty.
- that reoccurring dream you have where you show up to school naked except instead of your school it's a jungle and instead of your 5th grade class it's a bunch of mosquitoes and instead of your teacher it's a dude who won't stop talking about Ford trucks.
- the most misleading and disappointing show title to a desperate teen since Food Network's Naked Chef.
- the marketing brainchild for Bass Pro Shop's new adult toy line.
- Butts: The Live Action Experience.
- your sexiest fantasy played out in awkward slow motion by people that look like your parents.
- eHarmony > Christian Mingle > Farmers Only > Naked and Alone
- you know how every jam band festival has a few topless women and a bunch of disappointed creepy dudes? Naked and Afraid is pretty much the syndicated version of that.
- quality television in the same regard that the FDA counts pizza as a vegetable in school lunches.
- the premise to a bad Hemingway novel if Ernest was failing his freshman Remedial English class because of an addiction to whippets and Fallout 2.
- the perfect description of losing your virginity.