1. Reading Time: 'Spider-Man Zaps Mr. Zodiac'

    Reading Time: 'Spider-Man Zaps Mr. Zodiac'

    Well, Stevie, I am told you have completed book task 'Spider-Man Zaps Mr. Zodiac.' Could you please share your findings regarding this reading, and what True Lesson you've discovered? Our Distinguished Visitor awaits your report.

  2. Reading Time: 'Aquaman, Scourge of the Sea'

    Reading Time: 'Aquaman, Scourge of the Sea'

    Stevie, please proffer your latest findings regarding book task 'Aquaman: Scourge of the Sea.' If indeed you have absorbed its True Lessons, may they serve you well on the Outside.

  3. Reading Time: 'Superman in The Phantom Zone Collection'

    Reading Time: 'Superman in The Phantom Zone Collection'

    Instructor, thank you for Reading Tasks that teach us the value of science. If only Superman had learned this lesson!

  4. Reading Time: 'Batman: The Cheetah Caper'

    Reading Time: 'Batman: The Cheetah Caper'

    Batman is not a real hero, Instructors. He will not help us with the cause. He will love animals, and they won't even be bats, and then a furry person will take him to his dungeon. The 'Cheetah' does not exist. Where does the fraud end?

  5. Reading Time: 'The Incredible Hulk: Lost in Time'

    Reading Time: 'The Incredible Hulk: Lost in Time'

    Instructor, I have learned much about the Hulk during this Reading Task, but I have an additional question: Dad?

  6. Reading Time: 'Frankenstein, Jr.: The Menace of the Heartless Monster'

    Reading Time: 'Frankenstein, Jr.: The Menace of the Heartless Monster'

    Stevie, forget what you have heard about this "Frankenstein." Frankenstein, Jr is the hero you are required to know. He lives among the humans, and does outstanding tasks under a scientist's command. He is a role model for you. He is a robot.

  7. We Are Partners: A Tragic Rime

    We Are Partners: A Tragic Rime

    We Are Partners under violent siege. Please send hero. Stop.

  8. A Reading Time Christmas Primer

    A Reading Time Christmas Primer

    The human version of the Santa Claus story contains various distorted truths, but the True Lesson, which we present to you now in Reading Task format, offers classified information regarding the surprising heroism of some animals, the untrustworthiness of rodents, and the relevance of the red suit and false beard we recently asked you to wear.

  9. Reading Time: The Invaders

    Reading Time: The Invaders

    Dear Max, the Instructors told me I could send you my own Reading Time, so you could see for yourself what it’s like Outside. Please believe these words and pictures. I hope you will understand them superior grade, so you can join me and we can be heroes together. Your friend, Stevie

  10. Reading Time: The Calcutta Affair

    Reading Time: The Calcutta Affair

    Dear Max, They gave me a different partner because you weren’t here, and he was a mirthless fellow who gnawed my toes. Also, I had to be a “spy,” which is nothing like a hero. You are not allowed to use powers and kill aliens. You just watch villains and become confused. Maybe you will understand what happened better than I did.

  11. Reading Time: The Truth Comes Out

    Reading Time: The Truth Comes Out

    Now a fugitive, Stevie seeks answers from a mysterious Elderly.

  12. Reading Time: Talking with a Panther

    Reading Time: Talking with a Panther

    With nothing to differentiate between days, time has escaped largely unobserved, until today. Today Stevie spots an unsolicited guest, a feline oddity striding confidently toward him, its tail curled inquisitively between its hind legs.

  13. Reading Time: The Master of Makeup

    Reading Time: The Master of Makeup

    Stevie gets a visit from the king of cosmetic camouflage.

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