When RoryBlank posted this provocative image, he hoped to incite a good old-fashioned GIF shootout between hamburgers and frankfurters. Instead, the SA Forum Goons mostly chose to reminisce about Burgin' and that one time they ate a food. During the 48 pages that followed, two things became clear: 1) burgers easily prevail over all bar-food contenders, and 2) people really love discussing burgers. So here are some burger-related GIFs for you to trot out during the next burger conversation you'll inevitably encounter on the Internet. "Just a little something I found on Something Awful," you can say humbly to fill the ensuing awestruck silence.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.