When RoryBlank posted this provocative image, he hoped to incite a good old-fashioned GIF shootout between hamburgers and frankfurters. Instead, the SA Forum Goons mostly chose to reminisce about Burgin' and that one time they ate a food. During the 48 pages that followed, two things became clear: 1) burgers easily prevail over all bar-food contenders, and 2) people really love discussing burgers. So here are some burger-related GIFs for you to trot out during the next burger conversation you'll inevitably encounter on the Internet. "Just a little something I found on Something Awful," you can say humbly to fill the ensuing awestruck silence.





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