When RoryBlank posted this provocative image, he hoped to incite a good old-fashioned GIF shootout between hamburgers and frankfurters. Instead, the SA Forum Goons mostly chose to reminisce about Burgin' and that one time they ate a food. During the 48 pages that followed, two things became clear: 1) burgers easily prevail over all bar-food contenders, and 2) people really love discussing burgers. So here are some burger-related GIFs for you to trot out during the next burger conversation you'll inevitably encounter on the Internet. "Just a little something I found on Something Awful," you can say humbly to fill the ensuing awestruck silence.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.