I have a standard format for this article where I write up a few paragraphs to help cleans the pallet before the real show: The video. However in this very special ten fucking minute! extravaganza, I think it's best to abide by the adage that a picture is worth a thousand words. I think this is encoded at 29.97 FPS, so... multiplied by 1000... 60 seconds per minute...
Shit, I dunno. What's 60,000 times 29.97? I wish someone would embed a calculator in my computer or something to make this crap easier.
Anyway, fuck it. Enjoy whatever the fuck this was supposed to be with our voices over it.
|Fun exercise: Go and read the comments in the original YouTube video and try to guess who's arguing what. Added: May 14, 2008|
Description: Call to Action 'Liturgy'
Best Viewer Comment: These so-called Catholics should be ashamed of themselves. They are mocking GOD for heavens sake! Effeminate maleÿ dancers are not the proper way to worship God.
That does it for this week at the Webcam Ward and if you run into a downright horrible video on the world wide web, let us know!
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
Long before the internet, very boring people created very boring home videos. Thanks to cheap bandwidth and fast internet connections, these people are not only able to share their horrid disasters with the rest of the world, but they are actually encouraged to make more! The Webcam Ward is staffed with the finest internet guardians, all ready and willing to draw a line in the sand and shame the shameless into video retirement.