Webcam Ward: So this is who you chose to lead these two E3 press conferences?
Konami: Yes! We here at Konami are very excited about our new upcoming products.
Webcam Ward: But... they can't speak English.
Konami: Yes, they speak English.
Webcam Ward: No, no, they speak some English, as in English words leave their mouths, but I meant not well. Not well enough for a press conference with an audience of English speakers, certainly.
Konami: We here at Konami are all about paradigm shifts and thinking outside the box-
Webcam Ward: But I can't understand what they're say-
Konami: UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A!
Webcam Ward: Wait, wha-!
Konami disappeared in a cloud of smoke, while I was left wandering the desert, looking for answers I would never find.
|In loving memory, Tak Fujii: Beheaded by Hideo Kojima three hours later. Added: May 31, 2009|
Description: 0:00 Ninety-Nine Nights (Tak Fujii)
4:04 Dance Masters (Naoki Maeda, Thomas Nagano)
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Best Viewer Comment: What the hell is wrong with those japanese guys??ÿ What a collection of bizarre guys. Realy....
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We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
Long before the internet, very boring people created very boring home videos. Thanks to cheap bandwidth and fast internet connections, these people are not only able to share their horrid disasters with the rest of the world, but they are actually encouraged to make more! The Webcam Ward is staffed with the finest internet guardians, all ready and willing to draw a line in the sand and shame the shameless into video retirement.