Welcome to the Webcam Ward where we are piloting the Vic Viper through an asteroid field and the asteroids are pockmarked with laser-ring shooting Moai heads and the equivalent of having three options and lasers is to watch terrible YouTube videos every two weeks. In this episode, Diabetus and I destroy the core.

Webcam Ward: So this is who you chose to lead these two E3 press conferences?
Konami: Yes! We here at Konami are very excited about our new upcoming products.
Webcam Ward: But... they can't speak English.
Konami: Yes, they speak English.
Webcam Ward: No, no, they speak some English, as in English words leave their mouths, but I meant not well. Not well enough for a press conference with an audience of English speakers, certainly.
Konami: We here at Konami are all about paradigm shifts and thinking outside the box-
Webcam Ward: But I can't understand what they're say-
Konami: UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A!
Webcam Ward: Wait, wha-!

Konami disappeared in a cloud of smoke, while I was left wandering the desert, looking for answers I would never find.

KONAMI E3 2010 Press Conference: ONE MILLION TROOPS!!! VERY VERY EXERCISE!!!

In loving memory, Tak Fujii: Beheaded by Hideo Kojima three hours later. Added:
Description: 0:00 Ninety-Nine Nights (Tak Fujii)
4:04 Dance Masters (Naoki Maeda, Thomas Nagano)

User: PrimeBlue
Rating: 1611/1668 people like this video!
Views: 250,406

Best Viewer Comment: What the hell is wrong with those japanese guys??ÿ What a collection of bizarre guys. Realy....
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That does it for this week at the Webcam Ward and if you run into a downright horrible video on the world wide web, let us know!

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