"Even if my friends did laugh, they aren't laughing anymore." Guess you showed them, Age. You showed them all!
Andrew Jackson, Hitler, Stalin, and Martin Luther King Jr., together at last.
I refuse to believe this person has an idea complex enough to require a colon:
Sounds like every once in a while, Advicenators really does get it right!
You've all made everyone laugh at this point. Congratulations! Take a bow, Advicenators. Take a bow, Doktor Tammy.
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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