Yahoo Answers was so full of goodies that I had to break this shit down into two parts. Enjoy!
Hey now, if you're going to insult an entire race of people, you had better include the Jews in there somewhere.
Oh Buzz, you lovable old pervert.
Tomato juice. Lots of it.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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