You don't need it so I won't give you one, grandma (if that is your real name). Just kidding. How about Tiny Tot?
Dear Stair Rails, have you seen High Tension? (Warning to Stair Rails and readers alike: Not Work Safe!)
You know those shows with the creepy Internet sex perverts? I wanna be one of those guys. Wait, come back!
I assume this is actually remarkably dirty but I have no idea what's going on here.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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