You don't need it so I won't give you one, grandma (if that is your real name). Just kidding. How about Tiny Tot?
Dear Stair Rails, have you seen High Tension? (Warning to Stair Rails and readers alike: Not Work Safe!)
You know those shows with the creepy Internet sex perverts? I wanna be one of those guys. Wait, come back!
I assume this is actually remarkably dirty but I have no idea what's going on here.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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