What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Kids, help grandma with her bags. And help grandpa stop cumming all over the place.
Answer: Mauntain Dew.
I call flirting "joking about my birthday suit"; please help me decipher my guy's equally inscrutable euphemisms!
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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