What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Kids, help grandma with her bags. And help grandpa stop cumming all over the place.
Answer: Mauntain Dew.
I call flirting "joking about my birthday suit"; please help me decipher my guy's equally inscrutable euphemisms!
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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