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"Honey, why are all my clothes crusty? Honey?"
What are you stupid? Of course there is. It's the internet.
After losing most of it's automobile factories and becoming a worthless slum Detroit turned to an even bigger money making industry, auto fellatio.
I feel for you man. A broken shoulder put an end to my professional self-sucking days.
Oh Dr. Bob, don't act like you don't know what it is. I've seen you, Bob! I've seen you!
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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