What follows are the replies to "catching my son in the act!!!"
"Honey, why are all my clothes crusty? Honey?"
What are you stupid? Of course there is. It's the internet.
After losing most of it's automobile factories and becoming a worthless slum Detroit turned to an even bigger money making industry, auto fellatio.
I feel for you man. A broken shoulder put an end to my professional self-sucking days.
Oh Dr. Bob, don't act like you don't know what it is. I've seen you, Bob! I've seen you!
I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
Hey, friends! Steve Mnuchin is taking a trip to the money. Let's go with him!
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