What follows are the replies to "catching my son in the act!!!"

"Honey, why are all my clothes crusty? Honey?"

What are you stupid? Of course there is. It's the internet.

After losing most of it's automobile factories and becoming a worthless slum Detroit turned to an even bigger money making industry, auto fellatio.

I feel for you man. A broken shoulder put an end to my professional self-sucking days.

Oh Dr. Bob, don't act like you don't know what it is. I've seen you, Bob! I've seen you!

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