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"Honey, why are all my clothes crusty? Honey?"
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After losing most of it's automobile factories and becoming a worthless slum Detroit turned to an even bigger money making industry, auto fellatio.
I feel for you man. A broken shoulder put an end to my professional self-sucking days.
Oh Dr. Bob, don't act like you don't know what it is. I've seen you, Bob! I've seen you!
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Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
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