FranklinPCombs wrestles with the sombrero-clad alligators of his conscience every day.
Grenck believes predicate nominatives were invented on a Hollywood soundstage by the NSA.
gvonpaul knows that the sandworms and the spice are one in the same.
occamsmonkey never expected to get chlamydia when he volunteered to save the village from the menace of the Scorpion Cave.
Nihixul was a big fan of the novelization of the Lord of the Rings movies.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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