FranklinPCombs wrestles with the sombrero-clad alligators of his conscience every day.
Grenck believes predicate nominatives were invented on a Hollywood soundstage by the NSA.
gvonpaul knows that the sandworms and the spice are one in the same.
occamsmonkey never expected to get chlamydia when he volunteered to save the village from the menace of the Scorpion Cave.
Nihixul was a big fan of the novelization of the Lord of the Rings movies.
Celebrate diversity and inclusiveness at your next protest by not calling Donald Trump a nasty little-hands pisspig bitch.
A true patriot has exactly seven t-shirts, with seven slight variations on a single phrase that tell one powerful story. This is that tale.
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