"Hello boss. I would like to apply for disability. I hurt my back."
"How did you hurt your back Johnson?"
"Sucked my own dick too hard."
"My God man! How would you like a promotion?"
I'm going to excercise my human desire to make fun of these people.
Horrifying. Simply horrifying. Clip courtesy of Lowtax.
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