"Hello boss. I would like to apply for disability. I hurt my back."
"How did you hurt your back Johnson?"
"Sucked my own dick too hard."
"My God man! How would you like a promotion?"
I'm going to excercise my human desire to make fun of these people.
Horrifying. Simply horrifying. Clip courtesy of Lowtax.
We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
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