Blue is the new black.

Those fanfics had better be erotic if you know what's good for you mister!

And will there still be rape and tentacles? You just really have to wonder.

Not happy about it but I see you.

It might be soulful love right now but just wait until somebody calls you a faggot in one of your threads. Things will change my friend.

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