Whatever it takes to justify the furious masturbation.
Human women don't give me the time of day, but I just know that Neytiri the warrior-goddess will satisfy my needs.
I guess the first thing that needs to happen is for Eywa to not be a plot point in a 3d movie about cat-people and marine caricatures.
I bet somebody can't wait for that Blu-ray release with the sex scene that was cut out!
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
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