Whatever it takes to justify the furious masturbation.

Human women don't give me the time of day, but I just know that Neytiri the warrior-goddess will satisfy my needs.

I guess the first thing that needs to happen is for Eywa to not be a plot point in a 3d movie about cat-people and marine caricatures.

I bet somebody can't wait for that Blu-ray release with the sex scene that was cut out!

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