Greetings! This week we've got a double whammy for your sensory receptors (eyeballs) and your thought processing data stream inhibitors (brain, I guess). First up is the fabulous Fat Forums, home to DOZENS of beautiful, enormous, not beautiful women that want you to shower them with the good type of attention they need, not the bad type they get when they're out in public. On deck is Cyperpunk Review which I haven't entirely figured out yet, but I think it's a forum where people think they're machines or living in The Matrix or something. I honestly have no idea.
Well the first step is admitting that you have a problem so I commend you as far as that goes.
Think about your family, man!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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