CNN may have beat me to the punch with their little exposé of the Avatar forums but they can suck my dick for not giving these nutcases the appropriate amount of attention that they deserve.

Let go man, it's just a movie.


What can we combine with the already intolerable truther to make it even worse?


The ball is in your court Obama.


In short, yes.

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